You guys welcome to episode 56 of the mushroom the

podcast that deep dives in the well known more importantly not so well known

hookups of your favorite reality TV stars. It's me

Troy McEedy how aren't you? Let me just immediately apologize to you for

whatever you're hearing behind me right now if anything my fucking cunt neighbor just like

wakes up at the most staunch time like I'm up very early right now it's 7 a.m.

that's early for me. And my neighbor's out cutting his

grass and it's like dude get a life like that's the most staunch time to wake up in

the middle of the week and decided it's time for you to cut your grass.

It's a real sort of like Hank Hill situation happening next door to me.

But I'm not going to let it get me down because I'm in a really good mood and I'm really excited about who we're going to be talking about today.

So you know how the other week I was talking about how the way that I decide who I'm going to talk

about on this podcast is I'll just like listen to a couple episodes or I'll listen

to the episode prior and like I'm always like I always subconsciously mentioned

somebody who I'm like very interested in and then don't even think about it and

don't realize it and never really think you know I don't go back to it. And then I'll re-listen to the episode and be like, oh, like I clearly have a lot to say about Heather Locklier because she got me worked up for a seven minute rant last week that was actually

kind of embarrassing and then I just purged it out you know the following week I

just purged it out and I realized that I have mentioned Sandra Bullock on this podcast like literally so many times now that it's actually it's like creepy like I clearly have some sort of bodyguard-esque bloodthirst for Sandra Bullock.

I'm always comparing her to everybody. I'm always like using her as an example of like the perfect person in my eyes like I just I just love

Sandra Bullock and I think that I said before that I think the way you guys love Jennifer Aniston is the way that I think it's like I think it's like I think it's the same

feeling I think I don't know I mean I can't I can't say for sure but I'm pretty

sure the feeling that you guys have when you talk about

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