Welcome to Beyond the Ring, a podcast that covers all things in the stock show industry from the informative to the insane, starring Ryan Rash.

If people can tell where your face begins and the makeup ends, you're doing it wrong.

And Dale Hummel.

In the words of our brilliant leader, China is not competition for us.

Now on with the show.

Welcome to Beyond the Ring.

This is Dale Hummel, alongside co-star Ryan Rash.

Hello, hello, hello.

Ryan, my current events this week involve sorting good stock and spending time with good people.

Just more rainbows, butterflies, and sunshine.

How is your weekend?

My weekend was long, but it was fine. Nice people were in the show. It was nice children.

It was just very, very long. Very long. Very long days. But before you get into your, we'll end on

your positive rainbows and butterflies and unicorns and skittled rainbows, whatever.

But like there's some real world shit that's happening that Dale.

I don't know what happened to Dale, but I don't know if his wife was on a new vacation or what, but I don't like this Dale.

I want the old Dale to come back.

I need the guy that is paranoid, schizophrenic, UFO, alien person.

I need that deal back.

This new lucky charm man, I don't like him.

But it's been good.

It's been a good week.

...