59: Old Spice with Brian Bates | Ep. 59 The Consumers
The Consumers
The Consumers
4.9 • 620 Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2025
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
:10 Open
:33 Welcome back Brian
4:10 Brian's flight
5:50 Bates fan club
8:00 Breakfast with Sean
11:10 Brian's nickname
15:50 Ludo story
20:05 Merch
20:55 The brand
1:14:30 Comments
1:31:20 Word Of The Week
The Hosts:
Greg Warren (https://www.instagram.com/GrockWarren)
Tim Convy (https://www.instagram.com/TimConvy)
Sean O'Brien (https://www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien)
Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze, Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, Martin Murphy, and Abigail Bargatze.
Art design by Dan Wade and Lane Twellman.
Music by Kevin Bowers.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is the Consumers. |
| 0:12.3 | It is the Old Spice episode. |
| 0:14.4 | I'm going to start with the big news. |
| 0:15.9 | Greg isn't here. |
| 0:17.2 | He's gone, guys. |
| 0:18.4 | Yes. |
| 0:19.0 | Where is he? |
| 0:20.1 | We'll talk about that in a minute. Look who's here, though. Look who's back, baby. We are here. He's gone, guys. Yes. Where is he? We'll talk about that in a minute. Look who's here, though. Look who's back, baby? We are here. I, Tim Convey, I'm here. Sean O'Brien is here. And filling in in the big chair for Greg Warren, we brought in Brian Bates, ladies gentlemen. Hello, folks. Give it up for it. Give it up for it. Just this the first time Greg's missed? Yeah. This is that man. Wow. Historic. Very historic. Historic. And when we found out that Greg wasn't going to be here today, you were the first person we called after Aaron and Dusty said no. So thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And of course, Nate. So much for being here. |
| 0:54.5 | We didn't even bother. We don't have that number. No, you were the one that we want. Our first, other than a brand person, Alitha from Cheesecake Factory, is Brian our first repeat guest? I believe it's true. Let's see. Let's go to the score. So it's the Litha than me. Okay. Yeah, no, no, it's equal rank, buddy. |
| 1:12.8 | Uh, yeah, that is it. |
| 1:14.5 | That is that. I believe it's true. Let's see. Let's go to the scoreboard. So it's the Litha than me. Okay. No, no, it's equal rank, buddy. |
| 1:26.5 | Yeah, that is it. That is, that's where we're at. This is, this is a repeat, repeat guest with the lethal. Yeah. First comedian repeat guest. Randy Cash confirmed that he, of course, our producer on the ones and twos today. So. freezing force. |
| 1:30.6 | Let me just say from someone who's on the Nate Land podcast, this is how it starts, guys. |
| 1:30.6 | It's, producer on the ones and twos today. So, for us, well, let me just say from someone who's on the Nate Land podcast, this is how it starts, guys. |
| 1:33.2 | Comics get too big for the britches. |
| 1:39.5 | And, I mean, the good thing for you guys is, it's not called the Greg Land podcast. |
| 1:42.2 | We're consumers. |
| 1:44.1 | We're consumers anyway, yeah, you look at it. |
| 1:44.9 | You'll probably never see him again. |
| 1:48.6 | That is not true. |
| 1:49.9 | That guy's gone. |
| 1:50.9 | Before people start, he will be back next week with Greg Garcia. |
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