59: Karate-ish Kid (w/ Zac Oyama)

The Dumbbells

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Fitness, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Comedians, Eugene Cordero, Ryan Stanger, Weights, Exercise, Health, The Dumbbells, Gym

5 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

It's Episode 59!! The Dumbbells welcome the very funny and talented Zac Oyama (CollegeHumor) to The Weight Room. The show starts with Zac and Stanger connecting on a few CollegeHumor sketches they did together and Zac is forced to explain the minutiae of how the site's views are calculated. The fitness talk starts when Zac tells the guys about growing up in Alabama and learning karate from his dad at his globally famous karate dojo, WORLD OYAMA KARATE. Then the 'Bells give Zac some advice on how to train and eat in order to gain weight. Last, the group answers listener questions about how to lose weight once you've plateaued and what their thoughts are on the LIT METHOD.

"I Command You To Grow!!!"

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:07.3	This is the Dumbels, the personal fitness podcast where we, I'm Eugene Cordero.
0:11.2	And me, I'm Ryan Stanger, have discussions and answer questions on all things, health and fitness.
0:15.4	This is purely based on our own working experience.
0:18.0	A little bit of bro science.
0:19.2	A little bit.
0:19.9	So please keep in mind that we're not doctors and never claim to be.
0:23.4	A little bit.
0:24.0	Nope, we're just a couple of deadbils who love ourselves a little bit of fitness. Want to help you with a little bit of yours. Yeah, and a little bit of help. It's right now in a little bit. In a little bit. And a little bit. First, before we get into that in a little bit,
0:19.3	let's introduce our guest into the weight room.
0:22.7	In the rate room?
0:24.0	In the rate room? In the rate room. In the rate room. It's the rate room. Yeah. We're rating. We're rating and reviewing. Rating and reviewing. And also weight and woo-wooing. We-wooing.ing. Ladies and gentlemen, Zach Oyama.
0:52.5	Hello. I'm a little bit excited to be here. You should be a little bit excited. Because you're about to get weighted and wooed. Waded and we-Wood. Can't wait to find out what that is. You've never been WeWood? You never been We-Wood? I don't think so. I'm not sure. Have you been wooed before by a female?
0:53.2	Yes.
0:54.3	We woo you.
1:17.3	Oh, okay. Still don't understand. We woo you again.
1:44.7	So two of us wooing you together to join our, the dumbbells. Yeah. That sounds nice. We woo. We woo. Yeah. It's where you pay like a monthly, um, a fee to like be part of a working environment that has a ping pong table and like a popcorn machine. Yeah. It's also, uh, you pay a monthly subscription and you get access to network TV shows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's it functions as a studio to, did you know that?
1:45.3	I have a brand new show on Wiiwu. Do you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, good luck. Yeah. We'll see how it goes. I mean, the monthly subscription to Weewu is like $85 a month. But you get all of the old S&Ls. Great. and old Seinfeld episodes.
1:41.8	Old Seinfeld episodes.
1:42.7	That's good.
1:43.4	And then two episodes of Carolina in the city. Yeah. They're two middle of the road. Yeah. Nothing they put out during sweeps. No, no, no. They're a good ones. But they're good. I'd like to check back in on that show because it's been a while since I've seen it.
2:17.9	So that's enough.
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