59: Dead Sea Scrolls
Irreligiosophy
Irreligiosophy
4.8 • 869 Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2010
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:16.0 | Hello and the one true podcast and the only podcast to absolutely forbid taking a shit on the Sabbath. |
| 0:17.0 | Yes, I have never ever taken a shit on the Sabbath since the day I was born. I somehow was able to |
| 0:23.9 | clinch that sphincter. Don't do it. God hates when you shit on a |
| 0:28.7 | Sabbath. Yes, yes and gay men love that you can clench your sphincter so don't do it. |
| 0:34.0 | I actually want to cover a few reviews. |
| 0:39.0 | Number one is well worth the listen and that's four stars by Greyhound and it says you get the feeling that |
| 0:47.1 | Leighton cribs off Charlie's notes and would see his GPA drop like a rock of Charlie |
| 0:51.6 | removed the other side of the room. I didn't realize we got a g-pia in Arizona. That's absolutely true. |
| 0:57.0 | Well I'm glad that people are starting to understand just how stupid I am. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh they're getting it. The latest review is listener number nine and loving it that's only |
| 1:07.6 | four stars by Block Party 88. He says Chuck is obviously the brains of the operation here late in the gaffying dimwitted ed |
| 1:16.1 | makman to chucks cars and adds a certain accessible charm to the podcast |
| 1:20.2 | not a lot of intelligence, but charm. |
| 1:23.0 | Wow, I got to read these reviews actually. |
| 1:29.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:31.0 | Well, as long as I'm compared to something on the Johnny Carson's show because I used to sneak that as a child I'm okay with that |
| 1:38.3 | You had to sneak the Johnny Carson show as a child my parents wouldn't let me watch it. They said it was too risque. |
| 1:44.0 | So there I was kids six years old or so and I used to sneak this little black and white |
| 1:51.4 | TV down into the basement and hide there and watch Johnny Carson. |
| 1:55.2 | I wonder if the parents realize that that is a ticket to go and sneak that immediately. |
| 2:00.6 | Like I couldn't give two shits about watching it, but if my parents said don't watch that it's not appropriate for you I'm there |
| 2:07.8 | Well, that's what it comes down to is as soon as someone tells me I can't do something or I shouldn't do it I have to do it. |
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