59. Corie Johnson

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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The amazingly cool and hilarious comedian, Corie Johnson, joins the executive buffet to share some amazing tales of personal badassery and wild chemical romances. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:29.9	Feed your lawn. Feed it.
0:32.9	It's a good show.
1:11.6	You know. Thank you. I'm like to welcome you to live the tape. slide the tape. Yeah Yeah G dot, come down.
1:34.3	Castile magnificence Extrapolate the majesty.
1:39.8	Extrapolate the majesty.
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2:00.0	My name is Gelp
2:01.9	Stevenson
2:04.6	Everybody knows me around here
2:08.0	Don't hesitate to ask somebody you think might know me
2:12.2	Don't know me
2:13.3	Don't hesitate to ask somebody
2:17.0	You have they know me
2:18.9	And we know we have a mutual friend
2:21.5	Don't hesitate to ask somebody
2:25.1	If they know he has a mutual friend
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2:35.0	Don't hesitate to ask.
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