You are a leaf drifting along on a warm evening breeze.

The other leaves like Giuseppe or Carol from work,

look at you and think,

Mama Mia,

I wish I was that guy.

As the sun dips into the horizon,

you settle upon the surface of a sparkling mountain stream.

A fluffy hotel towel shaped like a swan drifts past,

followed by an actual swan.

And that is what drinking water filtered by Laika is Laika.

Ciao to the good stuff.

Alvadirici to the rest.

Amazon has increased funding for employees to £3,000 a year every year for career development.

Like Juliet, she's now a trained technician.

And to her, the sound of machinery in need of repair

reminds her of how far she's come.

In two years, she's landed her dream job,

providing her with valuable skills.

That's up to £3,000 every year for career development at Amazon.

Eligibility conditions apply.

This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Do you want to see my nether regions?

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