This is the BBC.

Can I say that you look very nice?

You look well, you look quite freckles, you actually do look relaxed.

And I'm assuming that you had a very good time on your holiday.

How did you have a long time last week, seriously?

And I've got a bit of a confession to make.

It just makes me feel better to say this.

Um, you sent me a present last week.

Shall I be mentioning a minute?

I did buy you something in Greece.

Well, but the thing is, what you liked it too much, you used it yourself.

You bumped into a friend who needed more cheering up than I did.

Or you forgot it.

I inadvertently opened it and used it myself.

I was right, you were right.

But I feel, I can't tell you what a relief it is just to tell you that.

So it's out there now.

Okay, so can I guess what it was?

Yes.

So I'm thinking that it won't have been edible.

It will have been, I don't know what the, uh, what would the same term be.

Olive Factorory.

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