59. Adopting Riley

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

You guys? Did you really think we weren't going to adopt Riley??? HE'S MAH BOYFREN! Cocktail of the Week: coconut mai tai German word of the week: fremdschämen Sponsor: audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio to get yo self a free audio book

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, J. Your mom.
0:09.0	Everyone, welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, J.R. Mom.
0:12.0	Turned as always by J. Dad.
0:13.3	Hi, J. Dad.
0:15.0	I've forgotten how to do this.
0:16.5	We have not seen each other in such a long time.
0:19.2	I don't even know how to talk anymore.
0:21.0	Oh my God. So, uh, sad. Shall we review the last two weeks for everybody? Sure. Oh my God. It's all your fault. I mean it is at least half my fault. Not really.
0:34.0	Yeah, so I want to know if I started the problem or you started the problem.
0:39.0	The problem.
0:41.0	It's been...
0:42.0	Troubles. The thing is it's been more than two weeks. It's been like a month
0:47.1	Since your 70 mile? Yeah, so we went down to the keys and you flew back here on May 20th. Monday. Monday, May 20th. That was one, two, three weeks ago, three
1:00.4	weeks ago. Three and a half weeks ago.
1:02.7	Yeah, because then you went somewhere else from the Keys.
1:05.1	I went to Phoenix and then I went to Newark.
1:08.0	And then I was home for a day.
1:10.9	And then I went to Boston. And then the day I got back from Boston your parents came and they were here for two
1:16.6	weeks and in the middle of that I went to Montreal I went to Austin I just got back
1:21.4	from Austin tonight and so like the few nights you didn't see
1:25.2	a bear and you were here taking care of the dogs but I was not here.
1:28.6	Hi dogs.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Golden Ratio, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Golden Ratio and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.