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🗓️ 31 December 2021
⏱️ 7 minutes
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0:00.0 | And you see all the road like yeah, and they cheer and then lendale hops on top of the bar and he begins to |
0:06.1 | To give us speech if people with speech speech speech is what a night fell as huh? |
0:10.9 | Our pillow surf stormed that god forsaken president freed the three most badass freedom fighters in the kingdom |
0:17.3 | Tomorrow we set out on a journey like no other and we shall kill Fausty and the mad King Joel once and for all and when it's done |
0:25.4 | We shall beckon to good King Trump. He shall see his people of risen that they have fought and died in his name |
0:32.6 | And he shall return to rule us for as long as he may live which is at least five or ten years I figure |
0:40.0 | As a prophet Qanando said writers unblooded three to the storm soft as night rise a true king the Ralmers for it |
0:51.0 | But tonight all tonight before we begin a journey of a lifetime |
1:00.9 | Tonight and he goes back behind the bar where the where blimpy keeps all the drugs and he takes out a giant six foot long crack pipe |
1:07.8 | And he says tonight we |
1:09.8 | Relays |
1:11.8 | And he's |
1:16.8 | And he's suck light and and blimpy lights a fought lights it with fire magic |
1:21.0 | And he's and you see he sucks it in and everyone is fallen silent as he sucks in this giant fucking crack pipe |
1:27.7 | And then he blows out the smoke it forms the dive pillow logo |
1:32.1 | And everyone goes fucking nuts and then Josh again starts to the Josh again goes |
1:37.7 | Like that's so excited that he starts to sing he's strong. He's rich and they're all together |
1:42.8 | He beat the evil witch Donald Trump |
1:46.0 | Donald Trump |
1:48.2 | True King what true King what true King and everyone's like dancing around the dog is on his high legs doing a little dance |
1:55.8 | You see the shom in this sort of like nodding his head along and then the worst happens |
2:01.9 | two massive hellens crash through the ceiling and |
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