Hello to you my sweet bubbling goo of sentience it's me trussle and you're listening to the

Doug of trussle family our podcast I'm recording this from Spokane just did a bunch of

shows at the Spokane Comedy Club.

Two more tonight.

Looks like they're going to sell out.

Thank you, Jesus.

How are you?

I hope you're great.

I hope you have somebody combing your hair like a professional hair comer that follows you around

combs your hair, rubs your back, rubs your feet, whispers sweet things in your ear, rubs oil into your belly at night so you can relax.

And most importantly has an ample supply of benzos that puts you into the most

incredible dreamless sleep you've ever experienced.

If you don't have that, then I hope one day you will achieve it as I have.

You can find these haircomers at haircomer.gov. I'm not sponsored by them but I would

highly recommend it. It's a new government program. It's amazing that federal government, you know, I've always felt a little not great about the federal government. Freaks me out, makes me worried, some of those people

seem like they might be robots, but I've kind of changed my thinking now that they've

unveiled this new plan to get everybody these

pleasuring hair comers and it's amazing it's a it's a wonderful service

they decided to use 1% of the military budget that we're currently using

and that is more than enough to pay for a personal pleasuring harecomer for every single American. So I really do hope you'll check it out.

When mine showed up I was a little nervous to meet her, but she's a wonderful lady, beautiful, trained in all kinds of interesting massage techniques, including

Tontric massages, which if you haven't had one of these before, you need it.

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