589: Behind Closed Doors Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

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🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, God forgot to tell the pope we don’t use THAT word any more, a Florida priest takes a crime out of bite, and Anna will be here to get stuck in your head all day again.
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Headlines:
Pope repeatedly used a slur while referring to gay men: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/pope-used-vulgar-italian-word-refer-lgbt-people-italian-newspapers-report-2024-05-27/
Ted Cruz sponsors pro-IVF bill (for bad reason) but Family Research Council says porn is evil:
https://www.joemygod.com/2024/05/hate-group-ivf-should-be-banned-because-using-porn-to-jerk-off-to-obtain-sperm-is-bad-for-your-marriage/
https://www.texastribune.org/2024/05/20/ted-cruz-texas-ivf/
Italian teenage computer wizard set to become the first saint of the Millennial generation: https://apnews.com/article/pope-vatican-saint-millennial-acutis-tech-whiz-66b1f9e6ad80626377ef43dd1b51622b
Carbon dating shows that supposed tunics of St. Peter and St. John are just old laundry: https://religionnews.com/2024/05/24/new-study-of-the-tunics-of-saints-peter-and-john-distinguish-legend-from-reality/
Catholic group sues Biden administration for denying permit for Memorial Day mass: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/catholic-group-sues-biden-administration-for-denying-permit-for-memorial-day-mass-way-out-of-line/ar-BB1mSbbt
Central Florida priest bites woman after denying her communion: https://www.wftv.com/news/local/central-florida-priest-bites-woman-after-denying-her-communion-police-say/SIVFXFMRBZBBDAEYC4DIZUS4AE/
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This Week in Misogyny:
Harrison Butker is an asshole: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/harrison-butker-commencement-speech-abortion-pride-month-biden-diabolic-lies-told-women/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Winning this podcast contains language that some people may find offensive.
0:03.6	I mean not like Pope behind closed doors level offensive words but still.
0:08.8	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Better Help and by worse Help. the I just invented religion again.
0:22.6	Sorry.
0:23.6	And now the scathing atheist.
0:25.8	Hello, I'm Quinn, the co-host of Trans Sister Radio,
0:29.4	Broadcasting Everything Trans.
0:31.4	And as a trans woman in today's United States, I can tell you that we did
0:34.8	in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. In fact, some of them are still making our laws. Oh, yeah. It's Thursday. May 30th and it's the slugs return from Capistrano Day.
1:08.0	Not watching the vacation slides this year.
1:10.0	I have no illusions.
1:12.0	I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Keithath and right and from Bob Menendez's New Jersey
1:16.1	and all women is gonna way across Georgia this is the skating atheist
1:19.8	on this week's episode
1:21.4	God forgot to tell the Pope we don't use that word anymore.
1:24.6	A Florida priest takes a crime out of bite and Anno be here to get stuck in your head all day
1:30.1	again. But first the diatribe. I have no love for Christian missionaries. I think what they do is a worse than useless vestige of colonialism that sucks up
1:55.4	valuable resources and tarnishes the name of charity. That being said, I don't want
2:00.8	them to die, which if you think about it puts me way ahead of the people who operate Christian missions
2:09.4	you may have heard about the latest tragic result of this bullshit already. A young American
2:13.7	couple were among the three missionaries shot and killed in Haiti last week and the
2:18.0	details of this one are pretty fucked up. They were ambushed by three trucks
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