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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Dr Steve, Dr Scott, and NP Mel B discuss: solar eclipse hasn't happened yet in this universe insomnia ptsd crappy labz tacie has the c0v!D (HA HA!) ashes as ink balance vaccines in pregnancy Please visit: simplyherbals.net/cbd-sinus-rinse (the best he's ever made. Seriously.) RIGHT NOW GET A NEW DISCOUNT ON THE ROADIE 3 ROBOTIC TUNER! roadie.doctorsteve.com (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) see it here: stuff.doctorsteve.com/#roadie Also don't forget: Cameo.com/weirdmedicine (Book your old pal right now because he's cheap! "FLUID!") shoutout1.com/weirdmedicine (either one works!) Keep Dr Steve in Ham Radio! Send a TIP here! Most importantly! CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, Jim Norton, Gregg Hughes, Anthony Cumia, Joe DeRosa, Pete Davidson, Geno Bisconte, Cassie Black ("Safe Slut"). Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:07.4	Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:13.8	Silly bookers?
0:14.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:17.1	Stop booking around and visit Onthebeach.com.
0:21.4	Conditions apply.
0:22.6	Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports for up to six people at all protected.
0:28.7	The average person spends 10 minutes a day moving their bowels, which is just enough time to read the rich Voss book called
0:37.9	Everything I Know.
0:39.2	For another fact, please say, tell me another fact.
0:42.5	To quit say, stop.
0:53.2	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103, and made popular by two really comedy shows,
1:02.2	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
1:07.2	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
1:14.1	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
1:16.8	I've got Tobolivovir stripping from my nose.
1:19.5	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
1:22.2	exacerbating my imbettable woes.
1:24.8	I want to take my brain out.
1:26.6	Clasted with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave. I want to take my brain out and blast with the wave, an ultrasonic,
1:28.3	ecographic and a pulsating shave. I want a magic pill. All my ailments, the health equivalent
1:33.8	to citizen cane. And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll
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