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available at Pockethost.com slash terms. Hello, everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of

no such thing as a fish. Now, why am I talking to you before the show starts. Well, of course it is because one of us is away this week,

and it is Dan Schreiber. So in his place, we have gotten the most Dan Schreiber person we can.

In fact, the most Dan Schreiber person in the entirety of the world, arguably more Dan Schreiber

than Dan Schreiber himself. It is the wonderful, incredible. You'll know him from Flight of the Concords,

Tumanji, our flag means death. Of course, it is Rees Darby. Now, we always love to see Reese

when he's in town and we are so lucky that he is currently on tour in the UK. And that means

that as well as enjoying him on our podcast, you can go and see his show. So if you are

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