587: Graham Cracker Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Headlines:
Statue of Billy Graham to go up at US Capitol: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-statue-of-disgraced-evangelist
Priest says christ died with an erection: https://www.thedailybeast.com/parishioners-report-father-thomas-mchale-for-saying-jesus-died-with-erection
A Louisiana school gave kids a biblical advice book comparing sex to slavery: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-louisiana-school-gave-kids-a-biblical
Joking Pope refers to prayers against him inside the Vatican: https://cruxnow.com/vatican/2024/05/joking-pope-refers-to-prayers-against-him-inside-the-vatican
Taylor Swift themed church service attracts thousands:
https://archive.is/Licrl
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| 0:30.0 | Hello, this is Bainshakes Charlie. Anytime one of my YouTube videos mentions LGBT-plus rights, or determinism, or any degree of political literacy, or even just that video game women aren't required to be pornographic. |
| 0:49.4 | The comments section quickly reminds me that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men, women, and |
| 0:57.0 | enbies. Oh, It's Thursday. |
| 1:20.0 | May 16th. |
| 1:22.0 | And it's the International Day of Light |
| 1:24.3 | All days are a days of light to the holiday. Yeah right? I'm no illusions |
| 1:28.8 | I'm Eli Bosnick. Fuck you and your holiday dumb. I'm Heath Enright and from Samuel Alito's New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan and |
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| 1:40.3 | Oh! this week's episode Father McHale commits a real boner. |
| 1:45.0 | A German church tries to party like its 1989, Taylor's version. |
| 1:50.0 | And will marvel once more on how bad the world's most popular apologetics book is. |
| 1:55.6 | But first, the diatribe. Yol those motherfucers came from my library and I wasn't even there. |
| 2:11.6 | So here's the story from the Oke Finoke Regional Library in Wake |
| 2:14.7 | Georgia. In 2022 the library decided to put out a string of rainbow flags for |
| 2:19.8 | Pride Month and they got such a positive response from the LGBT |
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