585. Rough Stuff: Bathroom Etiquette

Small Beans

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Ah yes, the embarrassing act of going to the bathroom. It’s not fun for anyone. Especially for Bridgett (pants pisser) and Sarah (terrible thief). But today’s topic dives into the unwritten rules of the American Public Bathroom System and the hooligans that feel they are above the law. Also, Bridgett tells a wonderful story about a Milan Fashion Week bathroom. We’re getting into that rough stuff. Rough Stuff: https://twitter.com/roughstuffpod Email us your horrible tales: [email protected] Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	Guten Tag and welcome to another quality content module freshly ground by Small Beans,
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0:26.4	of your SB favorites.
0:28.2	Much love and enjoy the thing.
0:30.4	Hey everybody and welcome to Rough Stuff, the podcast where we tell or talk about embarrassing
0:53.6	things.
0:54.6	I was walking my dog and accidentally locked myself out of our house and peed my pants.
1:05.4	You peed your pants?
1:06.6	Yeah.
1:07.6	Did you not think to just like pee outside because I have peed outside?
1:13.2	It was that you know kind of a kind yes, it kind of just happened, it just a kind of
1:21.9	just happened.
1:22.9	I thought I was in control of it and turns out I wasn't.
1:26.4	I was probably like 13 or 14.
1:28.8	Okay, so like definitely too old.
1:30.8	And like it was too exposed at the time, you know, I was walking my dog, it was like a big
1:35.9	neighborhood.
1:36.9	I was like in a public area, sure, and I thought I had control of it.
1:44.2	I thought the dog was just going to like go out pee, I was going to run back in and do
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