585 - A Day In The ICU with Comedian Murray Valeriano
Story Worthy
Story Worthy Media
4.1 • 529 Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Your favorite band's about to play a sold-out show. You got in. Over here. With a friend, |
| 0:05.3 | and found a spot close enough to see the set list. They're definitely playing your song. |
| 0:09.6 | When you're with Amex, it's not if it's going to happen. But when? American Express, don't live life without it. |
| 0:23.7 | Hey, it's Christine from Storyworthy. |
| 0:31.1 | Today on the show, my good friend, comedian Murray Valeriano, talks about open heart surgery and a day in the ICU. |
| 0:33.5 | I've been a vegetarian for 25 years. |
| 0:34.8 | I don't smoke. |
| 0:36.1 | I don't do drugs anymore. |
| 0:37.0 | I surf. |
| 0:38.2 | I work out every day. |
| 0:41.2 | A year ago, I ended up having open heart surgery. |
| 0:43.0 | Full on, open up. |
| 0:49.1 | Not to get too graphic, but split the chest, ribcage wide open, shut off my heart for five hours. |
| 0:49.9 | The whole night. |
| 0:50.3 | And I have to say that because when people find out I have open heart surgery, some |
| 0:53.7 | Nimrod will go, oh yeah? Would they go through your leg? Like, no, dude, open heart. It's in |
| 0:58.8 | the title. Spoiler alert. I lived. Today on the show, Murray Valeriano talks about a day in the ICU. |
| 1:09.5 | Stay close. |
| 1:12.2 | Hey, guys, this is Murray Valeriano, |
| 1:14.1 | and you're listening to Storyworthy with my really good friend, Christine Blackburn. |
| 2:01.8 | Hey! Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm coming to you from Los Angeles, California. Whether you're a longtime fan of the show or a new listener, welcome to StoryWordy. I hope you guys enjoyed the story last week with Dixie de la Tour. Dixie de la Tour. Do you know what she's famous for, Murray? Her cups? Floriano. The Dixie Cup. That's funny. Okay, good. I'm glad you went with that. That's pretty good. No, she is famous for another storytelling show called Body Storytelling. |
| 2:05.7 | And so they're all sexy, racy stories. |
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