584: Whooping Hoof Heraldry

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

New year, new you? No! Old year, OLD YOU. Open up those earholes and let us slither on in again, like you always do. Change is for the weak. Continuing to listen to Regular Features is strength. Phwoar. Look at you. Have you been working out. In this episode, Joe's got hoofs on the baize, Steve's got lungs out of phase, and Log's got heraldic insights that amaze. Roll tape!

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:01.7	A regular regular regular features
0:03.8	A regular regular regular features a regular regular features.
0:07.2	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that's the same every week and like every week.
0:12.6	Steve Hoggaties here and he's the boy with the whooping cough.
0:17.0	That's a good look. Record that. And we're here, as every week, to listen to a tale that John Logblyth has to tell us about a new WhatsApp group he's in.
0:29.3	Well, many, many episodes of this very podcast ago, I played a game called Toon Blast. I joined a group called Gay Bears UK, and I did a feature about it,
0:39.8	because, as happens always in the situation, I fall in love with everyone very, very quickly
0:46.4	and very, very intensely. And then it all stops. However, I recently, I say that, six or seven months ago, started playing a game that is identical
0:57.6	in every respect to Toon Blast called Royal Match.
1:01.8	And you've probably seen it advertised.
1:04.1	It's one of those...
1:04.7	I think they only advertise it to be people who've played a lot of Toon Blast and tried to fuck
1:08.6	it.
1:09.9	This is fuck-friendly Toon blasts, says the influencer.
1:14.0	So naturally I got into it and started becoming functionally addicted to matching colours.
1:21.7	Today I got to level 10,000.
1:25.0	Whoa.
1:25.4	That's something of achievement.
1:27.5	I have evolved. I have evolved.
1:28.7	I have grown.
1:30.0	I've ascended somewhat.
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