584: I'm the Apple of Lasers
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4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From Relay, this is Upgrade episode 584 for October 6th, 2025. |
| 0:15.8 | It's Q4 now, can you believe it? |
| 0:17.8 | This episode is brought to you by Squarespace FitBod and delete me. |
| 0:22.3 | My name is Mike Hurley and I'm joined by Jason Snow. Hi Jason. Hi Mike. It's great to be here for our |
| 0:28.7 | greatest and most lucrative of all quarters, the holiday quarter. Who couldn't love the |
| 0:34.7 | holiday quarter? I have a snow talk question for you. |
| 0:38.7 | It really puts you in the spirit, |
| 0:39.5 | doesn't it? |
| 0:40.2 | When you say it like that. Discuss the lucrative nature of the holiday quarter. Luca says, where do you like to sit in a movie theater? All the way in the back, somewhere in the middle, up front like a weirdo. What about Apple? what about Apple events |
| 0:55.5 | assuming you could sit anywhere |
| 0:56.8 | I will say they didn't, |
| 0:58.1 | Luca did not say weirdo. Now you've laughed at it. I will tell you what Luca actually said. |
| 1:01.9 | Luca said psychopath, which felt like a little bit aggressive. So I changed it to weirdo. |
| 1:07.6 | Yeah. By the way, the psychopath sit in the back and ponder who will be their prey. |
| 1:12.7 | Oh, no. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah, I mean, just, have you seen a movie with the psychopath? That's what they do. |
| 1:18.3 | All right. I sit in the middle. In the middle. Middle, middle is basically at an Apple event. |
| 1:24.1 | I prefer to sit further back because I don't need to get up close unless back in the |
| 1:28.1 | day when I used to bring a camera with a long lens and I took pictures of people on stage. It was |
| 1:32.0 | different. But now there is very little of interest happens on stage. Other than good morning. |
| 1:38.4 | So I don't. But back in the day, that's, I was happy to sit a little further back and that was okay. |
| 1:44.9 | But generally, middle, middle. |
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