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# 583 - Tom Arnold’s Small House-Big Pool

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Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

I sit down with comedian/actor, Tom Arnold. We talk about his health issues, sobriety, being married to Roseanne, True Lies, raising young kids, and much more!

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0:00.0

The top soft world tour is back starting September 14th in Raleigh, North Carolina.

0:05.3

Then we're on to Charlotte, Atlanta, Greenville, Evansville, the very next week, Kansas City, Missouri,

0:10.9

which you talk Kansas, Dallas, Texas, Houston, Texas, Fresno, California, San Jose,

0:17.0

Anaheim at the Honda Center, San Diego, and then obviously Red Rocks, October 4th,

0:22.4

that Thursday were in Vale, Hollywood, Florida, at the Hard Rock, live October 12th,

0:27.6

and October 13th, Jacksonville, Mobile, Alabama, Abbott's Ford, British Columbia, Seattle,

0:34.3

Washington, at the Climate Pledge Arena, Portland, Oregon, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, Ohio,

0:40.8

Nashville at the Bridgestone Arena, Little Rock, Arkansas, Springfield, Missouri, Philadelphia,

0:46.8

Northfolk, Virginia, Winston, Salem, North Carolina, Fairfax, Virginia,

0:51.8

Roanoke, Virginia, Rochester, New York, Worcester, Mass, Newark, New Jersey,

0:56.2

Providence, Rhode Island, closing out the top soft world tour, Sunday, December 10th,

1:00.4

in Albany at the MVP Arena. I will see you on the road, go to purplepurper.com for tickets.

1:05.7

First of all, I have 4x-wise. Rosanna is not my worst, but there's nothing that I could ever,

1:10.7

she could ever say to it, it would have fed me because right when we broke up,

1:14.3

she hosted Saturday Night Live, the first episode. So I had Fred's over. I go, let's watch

1:18.4

Rosie, my old Fred. I'm sure we're past the divorce stuff. And the first joke she did was something

1:23.4

about Tom Arnold's three-inch Peters. I never watched it. Like, first of all, it's confidential.

1:31.3

Sweet, how many kids do you have? Just two. I have the two kids. I'm 64 and a half.

1:36.5

The old, you know, you look great by the way. I feel good. You look great. I heard you had a

1:39.9

struggle. I did. I made a struggle. But you look great. Thank you. I had to lose a lot of weight,

1:43.9

which I should have done before, probably. How much do you weigh right now? I weigh about two,

1:49.7

15, probably. But I was up 280, something, 285. I've been over 300 before. I've lost 100 pounds,

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