# 583 - Tom Arnold’s Small House-Big Pool
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Berty Boy Productions
4.7 • 10.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2023
⏱️ 141 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The top soft world tour is back starting September 14th in Raleigh, North Carolina. |
| 0:05.3 | Then we're on to Charlotte, Atlanta, Greenville, Evansville, the very next week, Kansas City, Missouri, |
| 0:10.9 | which you talk Kansas, Dallas, Texas, Houston, Texas, Fresno, California, San Jose, |
| 0:17.0 | Anaheim at the Honda Center, San Diego, and then obviously Red Rocks, October 4th, |
| 0:22.4 | that Thursday were in Vale, Hollywood, Florida, at the Hard Rock, live October 12th, |
| 0:27.6 | and October 13th, Jacksonville, Mobile, Alabama, Abbott's Ford, British Columbia, Seattle, |
| 0:34.3 | Washington, at the Climate Pledge Arena, Portland, Oregon, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, Ohio, |
| 0:40.8 | Nashville at the Bridgestone Arena, Little Rock, Arkansas, Springfield, Missouri, Philadelphia, |
| 0:46.8 | Northfolk, Virginia, Winston, Salem, North Carolina, Fairfax, Virginia, |
| 0:51.8 | Roanoke, Virginia, Rochester, New York, Worcester, Mass, Newark, New Jersey, |
| 0:56.2 | Providence, Rhode Island, closing out the top soft world tour, Sunday, December 10th, |
| 1:00.4 | in Albany at the MVP Arena. I will see you on the road, go to purplepurper.com for tickets. |
| 1:05.7 | First of all, I have 4x-wise. Rosanna is not my worst, but there's nothing that I could ever, |
| 1:10.7 | she could ever say to it, it would have fed me because right when we broke up, |
| 1:14.3 | she hosted Saturday Night Live, the first episode. So I had Fred's over. I go, let's watch |
| 1:18.4 | Rosie, my old Fred. I'm sure we're past the divorce stuff. And the first joke she did was something |
| 1:23.4 | about Tom Arnold's three-inch Peters. I never watched it. Like, first of all, it's confidential. |
| 1:31.3 | Sweet, how many kids do you have? Just two. I have the two kids. I'm 64 and a half. |
| 1:36.5 | The old, you know, you look great by the way. I feel good. You look great. I heard you had a |
| 1:39.9 | struggle. I did. I made a struggle. But you look great. Thank you. I had to lose a lot of weight, |
| 1:43.9 | which I should have done before, probably. How much do you weigh right now? I weigh about two, |
| 1:49.7 | 15, probably. But I was up 280, something, 285. I've been over 300 before. I've lost 100 pounds, |
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