#583 - Bill Burr

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2014

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Bill Burr is a standup comedian and also hosts his own podcast called "Monday Morning Podcast" available on Spotify. His latest special "I'm Sorry You Feel That Way" premieres on Netflix on December 5th, 2014. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Joe Rogan
0:05.0	Rogan Experience.
0:09.0	Train by day Joe Rogan Podcast
0:11.0	I'm always trying to type faster than that commercial and I always fail.
0:18.0	So I'm trying to tweet this live in the moment and then stare at it with my ever shittier eyes.
0:25.0	Oh yeah tell me, am I supposed to tweet that I'm doing this right now?
0:27.6	I just tweeted it.
0:28.8	I'll do it.
0:29.8	You can retweet it that way it'll be.
0:31.8	Retweet it. My eyes are fine until I stare at my fucking computer too much.
0:37.0	No, they get screwed up and then you try to look at the TV and you can't see what's going on.
0:40.8	It's guaranteed its age, but it's's also I don't think screens are good for you.
0:45.4	No.
0:46.4	Have you ever like taking a picture with your cell phone of a screen and then you see those
0:49.7	lines that you can't see like whatever the fuck those are well that's it's actually just
0:54.3	your phones the aperture on the camera is not able to catch up with the flickering
0:58.7	images yeah what it is that's not fucking with your eyes so then if I'm looking through
1:02.1	this screen at that that that doesn't fuck with my eyes. So then if I'm looking through this screen at that,
1:03.0	that doesn't fuck with my eyes.
1:04.1	I think it's the actual strain of staring at something
1:06.8	that's lit up so close to your face
1:08.9	that's really fucking with you more than anything.
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