Oh boy what a show ladies and gentlemen step right up step right up.

Yeah step right up or if you're sitting in your chair at your office or wherever if you got

wheels on your chair just roll right up.

Welcome to the show I'm Harlan Williams your host of the Harlan Highway.

I hope you're enjoying summer. We're just getting going with summer here. Everything's warm and people are

swimming and tanning. We are going to be talking about some crazy stuff today.

We're going to be talking about the invasion of animals,

animals moving into the cities and seeming to lose their fear of living amongst us now.

I think they figured it out that they can adapt and they're muscling in on our action. I have a particular story where I kind of tried

to use some primitive technology to displace some critters on my property and wait do you hear that wacky story?

Also, I think Roger said somebody's phoning in today

to talk about summer, the beginning of summer and all the summer festivities.

I'm not sure what he's talking about, I'll get into it later.

And also a wacky story where some idiot held his breath so long, he almost killed people and caused an accident, which is what you might do right now, because this is the Harland Highway.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

I'm funny, how?

I mean, funny, like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

Like I took the wrong week, quit drinking.

I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you.

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