580 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until December 4th by going to https://ymhvirtual.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! -If you’re feeling the pinch during the holiday season, find out how much you could save on home and auto insurance at https://Policygenius.com. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to https://SoloStove.com and get $10 off when you use promo code "mom" at checkout. - Go to https://Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Go to https://Whoop.com/house and get your first month free when you sign up for a 6-month membership Jeans up! We got another solo ep with just Tim and Chris-Jeansa! The main mommies get into how they love to cancel family plans at the first instance of difficulty, Tom has difficulty sneezing, and they discuss the Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr. boxing match. We then get into one of Tom's favorite subjects: old people relations and showing that to people. We get a sweet followup to Tom's colonoscopy, we get into a batch of cool guys (one of them being Rudy Giuliani), how dads love The Hunt For Red October, a disturbing batch of TikToks, and an update on the plastic chair collector! https://ymhstudios.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.facebook.com/yourmomshousepodcast https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

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0:00.0	I have just signed an executive order to extend
0:04.7	YMH Live until this Friday at midnight
0:09.7	It really was an operator
0:12.0	It's quite literally the best podcast on the internet
0:15.8	The ratings are tremendous and is number one
0:19.2	Across all platforms
0:21.6	It'd be a cool guy like Sleepy Joe to not watch it
0:25.6	You bet I'm coming up in there
0:30.1	I learned very early in my relationship with Tom
0:32.7	that when he's about to sneeze and he's doing this whole thing
0:35.5	Like I can't acknowledge it, I'm not that ill-looking him
0:38.0	Which is exactly what you're doing
0:40.0	You're literally doing what you say
0:43.4	But I'm not looking at you, you're asking you about it
0:45.4	I'm telling the audience that I'm ignoring it right now
0:48.2	I was looking into Duff, I was not talking to you
0:50.0	Wait a minute, then who's that up to you?
0:51.7	You're like, hey, if there's one thing I've learned
0:53.8	If he's about to sneeze, I can't address that he's about to sneeze
0:58.0	Good morning, my jeans above 18
1:03.8	He's really been in our house this morning, the king
1:07.2	The king is really dominating the interwebs in our phones
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