579 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until November 29th by going to ymhvirtual.com Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Get $5 off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code MOM. - Go to Brooklinen.com and use code MOM for 10% off your first order. - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month! - Try Fitbod free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom - At PaintYourLife.com there's no risk. Get 20% off and free shipping when you text the word HOUSE to 64-000. GOOD MORNING MY KINGS AND QUEENS ABOVE 18! On this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 3, discuss Tom's upcoming colonoscopy, and analyze Nadav's questionable choice of a favorite movie: Drumline. They watch a new Fedsmoker clip, as well as a Reese's exec confirming the pronunciation of the brand's name, an Australian news anchor who accidentally drops the C-word during a broadcast, a cool guy's beard trimming method, some of Christina's TikToks, and more! Josh Potter joins the mommies on the couch to discuss the fine lady who finally made him finish, and the Main Mommies call Charo and Top Dog to give them a rundown of the recent live show.

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0:00.0	That was horrible.
0:02.0	That was horrible!
0:03.0	Welcome to your mom's house live number three.
0:08.0	Ha!
0:09.0	During these live shows, it's 100% unscented, because it's pay-per-view.
0:14.0	They are showing the most fucked-up videos I have ever seen in my life.
0:19.0	This is my house, come inside, get them and this is my house.
0:32.0	It's not set on a furniture, you always covered in plastic, it's your mother's house.
0:37.0	This is my house.
0:39.0	Oh!
0:40.0	Oh!
0:41.0	Why?
0:42.0	Bob sells blood!
0:43.0	Bitch!
0:44.0	Do you think that will be as disgusted with each other's bodies?
0:45.0	Because our both our bodies will be disgusting?
0:47.0	I don't look at you and go, ugh, because I'm just as ill.
0:52.0	Like, will we age?
0:54.0	It's quite a compliment.
0:56.0	Good morning, my kings and queens above 18.
1:01.0	We say my jeans above 18.
1:03.0	You sure can, you can say however you want.
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