What is up guys it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realist say goodbye to the lies, the fitness and delusions of modern society and welcome, the mother freaking reality.

Yeah, you like that one, don't you?

Hey, today we have a very special show.

We have Andy and DJ crews, the mother freaking internet.

That's right. We can't say the F word anymore.

Well, we can, but YouTube doesn't like it.

We've had people in the comments. We should've addressed that real quick.

What do they say? They're like, man, you guys are already sent to in yourself.

Oh, we're censoring ourselves really? Is there another show on the mother fucking planet that says the shit that we say?

Really? It's called having a joke, bro. If you don't like it, no, listen, unsubscribe. Go listen to someone.

Go listen to someone else telling more truth.

Listen, the thing is we need this message to get out guys. So if we got a, you know, bleep a couple of F words.

So the show can get out.

Yeah.

It's a sacrifice.

Well, you're free to go listen. Anybody you want that's telling the truth, but I'm pretty sure there's nobody else.

So I see you tomorrow, bitch.

How about that?

All right. So this is called cruise the internet. This is where we put topics up on the screen.

That's what CTI stands for cruise the internet.

We're going to put up current event topics. We're going to talk about them.

We're going to speculate on what's true on what's not true.

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