Hello and welcome to the Internet's only official podcast. It's your same four dedicated

losers, but this time we're joined by a new alpha chat. We have the prolific ego raptor

Aaron go ahead and introduce yourself my friend. The hell is a Chad excuse me. Charlie you

fucked up his name in the first two seconds. It's an expression for a man who's better

than the boys that he's surrounded by. Cox hard and disastrous basically. Yeah more

or less. Basically like you would be the guy all the girls would leave us for. Oh I see

well then I envy you my friend. Should I leave? No, you can take a picture here. You're

also the reason all the girls are watching the podcast. So please I'm not saying like I

believe it or anything, but if that's what you the ice think I can just go. No, no, I mean

that's what I have in my notes. We appreciate you being here man. Despite what people believe

this is the first and original shithole on the internet. Oh sweet. Well congratulations.

Some people said so. Well he I can hear that's from your own mic I believe. I made a

do do. You really know that storm grain. No it's not for me. Jackson like I can actually

hear the reverb in your in your place right now I can say with a high degree of confidence

it is likely you. I got to say this is a riveting podcast to say we are the the utmost professionals

Aaron. One of the you know let's just double down here. Do you masturbate pretty often Aaron?

Me? Yeah. No not super often. Any interesting tales from down under? I don't really like it

that much because it's kind of boring. You are a Chad. He just fucks people's girlfriends

too. Are you saying that you masturbated too much and you got boring for you? Well yeah

when I was a teenager I definitely had that problem. Well now I was like it was like early

20s I had the what's it called erectile dysfunction? No no not that it's a porn induced erectile

dysfunction because I was J.O. and you got to be early. Well because I was in a phase where

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