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Hello, everybody. And welcome back to another brand new episode of The Casual Criminal

List. I, as always, I'm your host, Simon. What happens here is I'm going to read a script.

This one is Vince Champ. Champ, comedian, serial rapist, and a real jerk. This is written

by David. Thank you so much, David, for putting this together. And afterwards, of course,

Jen adds in some of the finest, well, memes and images and videos and sounds and everything

that makes this podcast come to life. Or, I mean, it's also a video. So it's like a video

podcast. Yeah, obviously if you're just listening, you don't get any of those images. So why

not check it out on YouTube? Yes. Also, yeah, I'm wearing a Christmas jumper. If you're

watching that, if you're watching this, I have no idea. Right now, it's the lead up to

Christmas when I'm recording this. Obviously, this might come out in January, people

who are like, what's up with the Christmas sweat assignment? So they're weird, isn't it?

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