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An Old Timey Podcast

58: PATREON BONUS: The Society for Indecency to Naked Animals

An Old Timey Podcast

An Old Timey Podcast

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Alan Abel was driving down a Texas highway when traffic came to a sudden stop. As it turned out, a herd of cattle was crossing the road. How annoying! Then – shock of all shocks – a cow and a bull started mating, right there, in the middle of the road, IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYBODY.

Some motorists giggled. Some averted their eyes. Some were shocked. 

Alan couldn’t believe what was happening. Didn’t those animals have any decency? Didn’t they have any common sense? Someone needed to create some rules! The way Alan saw it, the world would be a much better place if we started putting clothing on animals.

Remember, kids, history hoes always cite their sources! For this episode, Kristin pulled from:
“Society for indecency to naked animals,” NPR.org
“Alan Abel, history’s greatest hoaxer,” by Jake Rossen for Mental Floss
“The fine art of hoaxing,” by Dave Von Drehle for The Arizona Republic
The documentary, “Abel Raises Cain”
“College may ban animal nudity,” by Andrew T. Weil for The Harvard Crimson
“The campaign to make ‘indecent’ animals wear clothing,” by Zachary Crockett for Priceonomics.com
“Underwear for Horses? A hoax, cemented in print,” The New York Times
The album, “Inside SINA”
“10 questions for the best prankster ever,” by Nicole Tourtelot for Esquire
“The more you weigh, the more you pay,” by Joshua Foer for Esquire

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everyone.

0:01.4

Hello.

0:02.3

We miss you so much.

0:03.7

We're on break for the month of June, but guess what?

0:07.5

This whole month, we're putting out some of our bonus episodes from Patreon.

0:11.3

Some of our favorite bonus episodes.

0:13.3

That's right.

0:13.8

And this one is a doozy.

0:15.8

It's about the outrageous, true fact that a lot of people just let their pets roam around naked these days.

0:22.3

It's absolutely disgusting to see it all the time and people got tired of it.

0:28.0

Uh-huh.

0:28.7

And so someone decided to do something about it.

0:32.5

Everyone, this episode is absolutely ridiculous.

0:35.8

We hope you love it.

0:37.2

And if you love it so much that you decide, oh my gosh, I've got to get over to their Patreon and sign up and listen to more bonus episodes and get in on more of this fun.

0:48.0

Well, head on over to patreon.com slash old-timey podcast.

0:52.4

Norm, do we have something special going on over there?

0:55.4

We do for the entire month of June. Our $10 tier, the pig butter investor tier, which gets you

1:00.2

everything, is 50% off right now. 50% off. That's all the bonus episodes. That's every episode

1:08.2

in video form and ad-free.

1:13.1

You get a card with stickers.

1:15.3

You get to play trivia with us.

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