58: Nutz!
Craig & Friends
Craig And Friends
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2019
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Summary
Before jetting off to seperate locales, Katya & Craig got together to talk sneaky footwear, Dr. Kevorkian, The Hospice Negotiator, the people behind Straight Pride, pushin’ the pastry, Confetti Wapner, discovering you’ve picked up a bigot, Olive Garden, dance buttons, tinkle tweaking, Kuda Peaberry, Toothless Gary, Bob & Jose Regular, the chem sex trap, pursuing sexuals, Danielle Stool, Trixie & Katya’s upcoming book, “Just One Of The Guys”, interesting statistics from Barbra Streisand, and MORE!
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| 0:00.0 | Childhood should be fun. Don't let bed wetting spoil that. |
| 0:07.0 | Dry nights give maximum protection. So kids can go to bed where we free. |
| 0:12.0 | Have a dry night sleep. And wake up awesome. |
| 0:19.0 | Awesome days start with dry nights. Such dry nights for a free sample. |
| 0:30.0 | Hey everyone it's Craig and Katya and you know what we want to tell them about? |
| 0:35.0 | Hawaii FIFO is having a sale on pilgrim hats. That's right and pumpernickel. |
| 0:40.0 | Pumpernickel bread is so underrated that's why I choose rye. |
| 0:44.0 | And that's why I like to go check out my options on patreon.com slash Katya and Craig. |
| 0:49.0 | That's where all the relevant tea is spilled. That's what we're not to mention. |
| 0:53.0 | Certain facts that can be used as receipts upon dragging a person. |
| 0:56.0 | Exposing? Cannot they're wigs. Going off snapping? Snatching. |
| 1:01.0 | Snatching. Absolutely. Spalding. Spalding. |
| 1:05.0 | Drain her. Drag her. Monologue. Drain weease her. |
| 1:10.0 | Oh my god. Ellen Barking her to death. |
| 1:15.0 | Hunky. Barbara Hershey. Oh who Hershey. Who was she? |
| 1:21.0 | Damn. Find out all that more on patreon.com slash Katya and Craig. |
| 1:24.0 | What do we have there? We got the bonus episodes? We got bonus episodes. |
| 1:27.0 | We got extra episodes. We got exclusive episodes. We got firewall pay through non-standard secret episodes. |
| 1:34.0 | We got movie clubs. We got anti-movie clubs. We got fish and chips. We got haggis. |
| 1:39.0 | We got deals and deal no deals. And we got how we mandels OCD pay-per-view comedy hour. |
| 1:44.0 | That's right. Absolutely. All that more plus listen to questions. |
| 1:47.0 | So listen go there at patreon.com slash Katya and Craig and enjoy yourself. |
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