Andy and Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding

So Alex from a first time color of a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight

I'm damn. I'm Jordan. We had a little hitch there. I almost said I'm Jordan

Don't know what's going on in my head. There we go. All right. We're a couple dudes you like to sit around drink novelty beverage and start off

Podcast professional as fuck. We could we could just

Cut this out and redo the intro, but I will be goddamned if we do that now. I hate fucking hate that you're calling me out of like a split second stutter

I don't know it threw my rather off. It's not you. Yeah, it was a little all right fine

I'm busted. I will sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

Yeah, the twist though is that you know everything about Alex Jones pretty much and I don't know anything about Alex

There's another twist you dropped one of the bottles of juice. Yeah, well, I'm very tired

Which is the whole point of getting this beverage so tired that I dropped one

This is you know what I'm tired too of excuses

Fared up sick of the shit fair enough fair enough

I forget the coconut juice and now I forget this is friend

It is organic mama chia seeds your soul that sounds it looks so gross blackberry high biscuits

And it's a chia vitality beverage. It's got seeds suspended in it like it's it's colloidal

It is disgusting looking it's a colloidal beverage. I think I'm supposed to take this out dropper by dropper and put it underneath my tongue

I agree not how that works. I think so it is vitality. It is colloidal. This is the Alex Jones beverage

It is an excellent source of fiber. I'm gonna take a sip of this. This looks like a fucking thing and drink it. Oh my god. I don't want to try this

Oh, no

It tastes good, but your first instinct is to chew it to spit it out

No, it's it's you drink all these fucking seeds. It seems to me like a drinking yogurt. All right. Here you go. It's very thick

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