58: iPhone 14 SATELLITE FEATURE!
Genius Bar
Audioboom
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Jon Prosser and Sam Kohl arrive late to the Genius Bar this week but with an exciting announcement! Not only are they selling some signed memorabilia to help support Ukraine, they are also releasing their second-ever product: air fresheners. Combine this with rumors of the iPhone 14 having satellite connectivity + even more Apple news, and you're in for a ride on this episode.
This episode is sponsored by Capital One. See how Capital One is using machine learning to create the future of banking at https://capitalone.com.
This episode is also sponsored by Policygenius! When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. Head to http://policygenius.com to get started right now.
This episode is also sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to http://hellofresh.com/genius16 and use code genius16 for up to 16 free meals plus 3 free gifts!
Follow Genius Bar
Genius Bar on Twitter: https://twitter.com/geniusbarcast
Sam on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/iupdate
Jon on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/frontpagetech
Sam on Twitter: http://twitter.com/iupdate
Jon on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jon_prosser
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Wouldn't it be great if when you went to buy a computer or after you bought a computer? |
| 0:06.4 | If you had any questions, you could ask a genius. Well, that's what we've got. This is called the Genius Bar. |
| 0:14.0 | I said knock knock. Okay, all right, hang on. We'll say it again. Say it again. I said knock knock. Okay, who's there, Sam? Who is it? |
| 0:44.0 | Who's it? Oh, my God, John. It's a small child. Could you stop yelling at him? Why is there so child at the door? This is ridiculous. |
| 0:52.9 | No, I'm not messing around with that. Get this man out of here. This is a bad start, bro. You're yelling at kids. No, that's not acceptable, man. |
| 1:01.4 | Sam, if there was a small child at my door, I would just shut the door and run away. Probably look at the house because it's 2022. |
| 1:08.6 | People will see me with a small child and I will be in prison a week from now. They'll figure something out. I don't know, man. They will make some shit up and I will just look at the door and look at the kid. |
| 1:19.8 | And suddenly, I'm in prison. I don't mess with that stuff anymore. The carans walking down the street. No, I'm just shutting the door in the small child and I'm leaving. I'm out of here. I'll probably burn the house. |
| 1:27.8 | I don't care. I would take that small child in and make it my own so quick. Yep. That's why you would go to prison. |
| 1:35.3 | What up, guys? Welcome to the Genius Bar. Yay. Oh, that's the end set. That was the episode and we'll see you guys. |
| 1:42.3 | Dude, can you tell? I feel like we're in like a weird haze. It's like the week after the Apple event, but then the new products come out on Friday. We're in like that weird middle ground. |
| 1:51.3 | Yeah, context, but like you get yours. That's fun. |
| 1:54.3 | I don't think I'm going to get my Mac studio in time. Why? So my flight leaves it. |
| 2:01.3 | Yeah, I cut the thing that you said out. It's gone now. Yeah, I leave at some point on that Friday to go to a place. |
| 2:07.3 | Okay, I already said where I'm going, but I'll just act like I did. Okay. |
| 2:11.3 | So I think it's like early enough in the day where I don't think UPS is going to make it to my house. |
| 2:18.3 | Oh, so what I got right now, or I don't know who it's ship. It's UPS or FedEx. I think I've never gotten an Apple anything from UPS. |
| 2:28.3 | Wait, really? I get like most of the Mac stuff from UPS, but like smaller things from FedEx. Why do you think that they do that? |
| 2:35.3 | I don't get my Mac stuff straight from like Shenzhen. |
| 2:39.3 | No, but I'm talking about the courier that delivers it. Yeah, from FedEx. I usually get it from FedEx. |
| 2:44.3 | Oh, okay. Shenzhen isn't a carrier, bro. They didn't send it. They fly in on a fucking magic carpet to deliver it. |
| 2:52.3 | They fly in on the Chinese flag and then just delivered it to the door. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audioboom, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Audioboom and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.