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While we were in college, my friends and I had maybe the worst housemate to ever exist,

for this story I'll call her M. M started off relatively normal, mostly just being difficult

to deal with when she was drinking.

The problem was that M started getting drunk more and more often and it was contributing

to emotional and mental issues that were lying dormant, ready to explode.

She had a lot to deal with, and while we were all unnerved by her destructive actions,

we started off just feeling bad for her.

We tried to keep her safe and on many, many occasions we tried to get her the help that

she needed, but her friends outside the house either enabled her or completely ignored

her when she was blacked out, so it was always up to us to deal with the fallout.

A lot of the things she did were either just funny or gross.

Stuff like going into the kitchen and taking a bite out of a raw potato, or constantly

peeing her bed in her sleep while guys were in it.

As time went on however, things started getting more annoying.

After one friend made a beautifully glazed ham for friends giving, M went into the fridge

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