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The Thought Police

58: Creature discomforts

The Thought Police

The Thought Police

Soccer, Sports, News Commentary, Politics, News

4.5861 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

It's a big day on The Thought Police as #wormgate reaches a conclusion and there's also an update on the life of MG's rootless outdoor Christmas Tree. Other topics up for discussion include whether to challenge or ignore someone who obnoxiously offends, celebrity bubbles, gang tourism, being the victim of crime and the intimidating world (and experiences of) fight sports.

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0:00.0

The The Oh, Welcome to yet another sparking edition of Thought Police with me, my Graham and you Matt Kelly. After the end of the thought police with me Mike Graham and you Matt Kelly.

0:52.6

Hello.

0:53.6

After the end of the last one, yeah.

0:55.6

I promise you some news because we've

0:57.4

no.

0:58.4

I haven't been able to sleep about this.

0:59.7

A couple of running themes.

1:00.8

Well, well, I mean,

1:02.4

the podcast before last we talked about the massive sea

1:05.4

creatures that exist at the bottom of the Marriott attraction. That's just refresh people's

1:09.2

memory. This is those that there are sea horses the size of Cadillacs.

1:13.0

We were very specific about Cadillacs.

1:15.0

Not the size of Hummers, but not the size of Minnes,

1:19.0

but specifically the size of Cadillacs.

1:20.0

Also, you haven't asked me which particular Cadillac I was referring to. I was referring to the Cad of cattle. You haven't asked me which particular Cadillac I was referring to. I was of course referring to the Cadillac Escalade.

1:25.6

Oh, which is the big four by four. A massive one. Yeah.

1:27.8

Are they because I mean I've now got a vision of an absolutely monstrous seahorse but it's swimming sort of on its side.

1:35.4

Yeah, but if you know, instead of that imagine a Cadillac escalate propped up on its on its back.

1:41.5

On its back. So it's pointing straight up. Yeah, right? So if you planted it in the desert, you know,

1:46.4

see the back end in first. That would be the size. That would be the size of the

1:50.3

seahov. Yeah. Right, okay. I have no proof of any of that.

1:53.6

And we should say that these have never been discovered, but they have been theorized.

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