Those men were shot just, just shot, and so he said, boom, boom, boom.

You know, they weren't cut up, they weren't sliced up, no OJ jazz, you know.

And he said, I did the most horrendous crime in the whole wide world.

Not true?

I guess not. All they were was shot and left.

It was a horrendous crime, why didn't I shoot in between the eyes, cut their penis off,

stick it in their mouth, you know, do all kinds of gross stuff?

All the worm was shot and left, you know? Hey, everybody. This is Creepit Real, and I am Ashley. And I'm Bianca. And we're your family now, everyone. Thanks for joining us. You were on a social media chair this morning. Yeah, I did do a little. I don't know what happened. I got, oh, I know what happened. I went to Caraboo this morning and I got a depth charge, which is a coffee with a

shot of espresso. Yum. It was so good. And I've gotten sweet, cold stone creamery.

Uh-huh.

Cream for the coffee. Oh, that stuff is so amazing. Yeah. Because after the other day, I was like,

I can't trust you guys with the hotcrafted press right now in these times. In these troubling times, these was like, I can't trust you guys with the hot crafted press right now. In these times.

In these troubling times, these coronavirus times, I can't trust you with a crafted press. No. So I have to just get the coffee with a shot of espresso. And I think I got home and I was just like, pooh. Yeah, you were on a tear. I was like, oh, shit. I saw like, Creep at Reel posted to their story. Creep it Reel posted to their feed. I was like, oh my God, Ashley,

you are... a tarah was like oh shit i saw like creeper it reel posted to their story creep it real posted

to their feet i was like oh my god ashley you are too bad i can't spread it out a little better but

no it's a good one it's a good one especially right now i'm sure people are bored yeah if they're

if they're quarantined or whatever they're looking for something to do, so we're all trying to do that. And in that vein, I guess, you could say, we're going to say a couple things about some small businesses or other places where we need to kind of send some positive energy or perhaps even dollars today.

So I talked to Kelly over at our

Patreon, who is one of our dedicated cult members. And she said that people need to try to find ways

to donate blood because blood drives are being canceled and community resources are not being used.

So I don't know how. I didn't look it up and how people could do that, but I guess if there's some way for people to donate blood, I mean, that's probably a hairy situation at this point. For sure. If you can do something, that's one thing. There's also in Riverton, Illinois, there's Kents, IGA, which is a small grocery that have been working their

buns off to provide for their community. Anybody over in that area, head over to Kent's IGA and

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