579: Cena Evil Hearna Evil Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Headlines:
Survey: 80% of Americans believe (wrongly) that religion is “losing influence” in our lives: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/despite-threat-of-christian-nationalism
Fox News introduces sponsored prayers to Jesus: https://www.rawstory.com/fox-friends-jesus-prayer/
WI Supreme Court: Catholic-aligned charities don't get an automatic religious tax break: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/wi-supreme-court-catholic-aligned
Evangelicals are using a data-harvesting app to target new potential converts: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/evangelicals-are-using-a-data-harvesting
John Cena's presentation at the Oscar's might've been a satanic illuminati ritual: https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-did-we-worship-our-lord-satan-e8a
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this week's episode contains thought crimes. |
| 0:02.8 | Also, profanity. |
| 0:04.1 | This week's episode of The Skating atheist is brought to you by |
| 0:07.0 | Stamps.com, Babbel, and by the new line of Christian children's books, |
| 0:12.4 | Prayers Waldo. |
| 0:14.0 | They're just like the regular Waldo books except there's no Waldo to find. |
| 0:17.5 | Trust us, Christian kids need this lesson. |
| 0:20.0 | And now, the scathing atheist. |
| 0:22.8 | Hello, welcome again to the podcast ofers. |
| 0:26.0 | I'm April and please make yourselves comfortable the show is starting. |
| 0:30.8 | Now, help me start the music by saying it with me. We did in fact evolve from filthy |
| 0:39.6 | monkey men. Monkey Man. It's Thursday. |
| 0:53.0 | March. It's Thursday. |
| 1:03.9 | March 21st. |
| 1:05.7 | And it's National Vermouth Day. |
| 1:08.3 | Yeah, so lick the inside of a misted glass and wash it down with three shots of gin. |
| 1:13.0 | Cheers. |
| 1:14.0 | I have no illusions. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm Heath and Wright. |
| 1:18.0 | And from Jack Nicholson's New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan and way across Georgia, |
| 1:22.0 | this is the Skating Atheist. |
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