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The Scathing Atheist

579: Cena Evil Hearna Evil Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Christians will pray away your digital privacy, Fox News advertises the smooth, dulcet tones of Marky Mark oratory, and CS Lewis will convince me his god exists to the same extent he convinced me Aslan the Lion did.
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Guest Links:
Find out more about American Atheists’ 2024 Convention in Philadelphia here: https://convention.atheists.org/
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Headlines:
Survey: 80% of Americans believe (wrongly) that religion is “losing influence” in our lives: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/despite-threat-of-christian-nationalism
Fox News introduces sponsored prayers to Jesus: https://www.rawstory.com/fox-friends-jesus-prayer/
WI Supreme Court: Catholic-aligned charities don't get an automatic religious tax break: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/wi-supreme-court-catholic-aligned
Evangelicals are using a data-harvesting app to target new potential converts: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/evangelicals-are-using-a-data-harvesting
John Cena's presentation at the Oscar's might've been a satanic illuminati ritual: https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-did-we-worship-our-lord-satan-e8a

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, this week's episode contains thought crimes.

0:02.8

Also, profanity.

0:04.1

This week's episode of The Skating atheist is brought to you by

0:07.0

Stamps.com, Babbel, and by the new line of Christian children's books,

0:12.4

Prayers Waldo.

0:14.0

They're just like the regular Waldo books except there's no Waldo to find.

0:17.5

Trust us, Christian kids need this lesson.

0:20.0

And now, the scathing atheist.

0:22.8

Hello, welcome again to the podcast ofers.

0:26.0

I'm April and please make yourselves comfortable the show is starting.

0:30.8

Now, help me start the music by saying it with me. We did in fact evolve from filthy

0:39.6

monkey men. Monkey Man. It's Thursday.

0:53.0

March. It's Thursday.

1:03.9

March 21st.

1:05.7

And it's National Vermouth Day.

1:08.3

Yeah, so lick the inside of a misted glass and wash it down with three shots of gin.

1:13.0

Cheers.

1:14.0

I have no illusions.

1:16.0

I'm Eli Bosnick.

1:17.0

I'm Heath and Wright.

1:18.0

And from Jack Nicholson's New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan and way across Georgia,

1:22.0

this is the Skating Atheist.

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