Hey, what's up, it's the Real Astute Puerto Rican Rattlesnake, Louis J. Gomez.

You're listening to the Mad Scientist Party Hour.

Oh, hello there, friends! Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name's Kevin Kraft, joined once again by a man who was tricked out of his pants and underwear,

and is now pleasuring him, pleasuring his boner with the mouth of a jack-a-lantern.

That's Jack Clark, Halloween season baby, tiger jack-a-lanterns.

Feaming to us from a haunted house, the Ectoplasm eating specter known as Shadyboy.

I feel like I am in the shart danger zone today.

I've had a little bit of the bubbleguts going, and off and on, I get like real human poops,

and then liquid. It's really just a sort of dance between myself and my butt, and then

I had to go to the post office today, and while I was out, I was like, you know what?

I feel like I really fucked myself last time by starting the show very, very hungry.

So this time I'm going to eat right before the show, and I went to Zanku Chicken.

You ever had that, Jeff?

Yeah, we've talked about this recently.

My ex put me on the Zanku Chicken years ago.

It's fucking delicious.

She's Egyptian though, and she knew like a very specific order, or a way to get it to

make it the most delicious, and it was fucking sweet, and now she was Brazilian.

Now that was, I'm talking about two exes again.

Oh, okay.

All right.

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