Hi, this is TJ Miller and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour unless you're not listening and you're just watching it, which doesn't make any sense at all.

I can't even do it, I just do it, Jeff. I don't eat. I'm not the golf game. I'm not getting free talking right now.

Hello there friends! Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour. My name's Kevin Kraft.

Join once again by a man who has banished all pants and underwear from his life and is currently dipping a feather pen into the p-hole of his boner.

That's Jeff Clark.

What's up y'all?

And joining us from his Minecraft fortress, the digital booger eating boogie man known as...

Shuddy boy.

Yo!

That was not intended for that to go.

No, that was not graceful at all.

No, that new fucking microwavable dab fucking crack pipe you have is really giving you a thrashing these days.

It's called aluca seahorse pro-plus and it according to the state of Pennsylvania is how it's legal to smoke marijuana.

Sick.

Oh, you're biting by the law.

I am abiding by the law, yes, because it vaporizes the concentrate. I bought it where I got my medicine.

Can't get me now, coppers.

Yep. Nope.

I went, Dom and I went to a friend's house to watch the Eagles game yesterday.

And I rolled up with the volcano under one arm and by carrying a case of marijuana in the other in no bags.

And he's just like, what are you doing? I'm like, I am, this is all medical.

I have the documentation that says I'm allowed to have this and this is the apparatus. The state says I should smoke it from so I am really mad at community.

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