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🗓️ 6 February 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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In this episode we discuss getting suspended, writing songs, and Amir’s ideal gift.
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0:00.0 | Guess what folks? We are announcing right here and right now that we're doing a very special |
0:04.4 | if I were you live stream on Friday, February 17th at 12 p.m. noon, okay? Pacific time. |
0:11.5 | Yeah, I think Jeff will be there. Interesting. |
0:14.1 | And yeah, I think it'll be like a kind of a fun little time. It's a big deal. Yeah. |
0:18.4 | This is a headgema region. |
1:18.7 | Okay. We did our standard choreographed dance to kick that one off. |
1:27.8 | Yeah, I like to dance as though someone's holding my arms up like a Mary Annette puppet. |
1:32.8 | Yeah, it looks like we were dancing at gunpoint. |
1:38.3 | For a deranged billionaire. For a dirge. |
1:43.3 | Actually, a Mary Annette puppet would be a good, |
1:45.6 | a good, hollowing costume for me. That's cool. That's really good. |
1:48.9 | That's also a good Instagram handle for you if you ever make that 20k selling at a mirror. |
1:55.2 | Yeah, I'm still trying to sell my Instagram handle, which I found out was quasi illegal. |
2:00.5 | Interesting. But only quasi. Only quasi. |
2:03.2 | Yeah, because technically they can't figure out how much money I was paid under the table, |
2:08.4 | but I'm getting a lot of inquiries from farcy bots overseas. |
2:14.4 | Yeah. I feel like you've got any serious offers. |
2:18.7 | Yeah, not too many serious offers, but I feel like it'll come in the form of some sort of |
2:23.3 | offshore cryptocurrency account. I'll have to just send this stranger my password. |
2:28.6 | Yeah. The problem is to sell your Instagram handle. I'm just basically giving them all my followers too. |
2:34.1 | Yeah. Which at the end of the day isn't that reset. |
2:38.5 | Yeah, it'll be like every comedy fan I've amassed for 10 years is now following this fucking |
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