Wow! Nick, what's that in your hand? It's my cock? No, no, your other hand. Oh mate,

this is the new Manscape Lormower 4.0. Tell you what mate, mean a sharper, tighter, closer

than ever. Look at that, eh? Woohoo! Look at the shine on that bad boy! What do you

think of that? Yeah, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, don't look touching

your cock. Just touch it, look how shiny, look how shiny me balls are. Wow, it is smooth,

isn't it? Oh yeah, that's good. For the new Manscape Lormower 4.0, head to Manscape.com

and use this card for a 20% discount. Bites, 20% at their checkout. Can I touch it again?

Oh yeah, please.

Welcome to podcast episode number 578. We are the Fighty Cyples. This is dedicated to the

world of MMA. It's all about UFC. There's a bit of cage worries in actually. We'll chuck

some of that in, but it's UFC. I'm going to be dead straight with you. And if it's the

first time that you've ever come to the show, please subscribe. It's always like this.

We're always this happy, and we're always this pumped up. Subscribe to us on iTunes.

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media feeds, fightycyples.com is the website. Yes, it's Monday. I'm still hungover. That's

how epic the weekend was. The voice is gone. My eyes are dreary, but I tell you something.

The more I've just written some notes down, just to remind me of all the things that have

happened over the last week. And the memories have started coming flooding back. So, buckle

up. Put your seatbelt on, right? Because this could be long. This could go for some time.

And the majority of it, we ain't even going to speak about fights. We're just going to

tell you about what happened throughout the course of a mad week. And we kind of needed

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