576 - That Time I Spent In A Convent with Comedian Lisa Orkin
Story Worthy
Story Worthy Media
4.1 • 529 Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2019
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:50.8 | Hey, it's Christine from Storyworthy. Today on the show, comedian and podcaster Lisa Orkin talks about spending time in a convent. |
| 0:59.8 | I rented like a little room at the Santa Barbara Mission. People go up there when they're struggling with life and they rent like a couple days and spend some time with the nuns. |
| 1:09.4 | I walked down another hall. |
| 1:11.4 | People's doors are like slightly open and there's nothing decorated. |
| 1:14.7 | It's all just, just Jesus and a bed. |
| 1:17.6 | So I didn't really do much of anything but cry and walk around crying and looking for the bathroom. |
| 1:24.5 | Today on the show, comedian Lisa Orkin talks about getting away from it all |
| 1:28.4 | and spending some time at a convent. Stay close. |
| 1:33.4 | Hey, this is Lisa Orkin, and you're listening to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm coming you from Los Angeles, California. |
| 1:54.3 | Whether you're a longtime fan of the show or a new listener, welcome to Storyworthy. |
| 2:00.3 | I hope you guys enjoyed the show last week with actress Mary |
| 2:03.1 | Birdsong. Are you familiar with Mary Birdsong's work, Lisa? I am. I think, and I'm not positive, |
| 2:09.1 | but I have a strange memory of her and I doing an episode of Becker together. I'm not sure, |
| 2:15.2 | but I'm pretty sure it was her and I. My mom loved that show so much because Ted Dan's one's so hot. He was really hot. Mary Steenbergin was on, he was with her then. Yeah, his wife. And she was hanging around. I've never seen anyone rock a pair of Levi's as well as her. She's beautiful. She's beautiful. And I was like literally like I've never seen it like a tushy so beautiful. That's like my fantasy is to hang out with those guys, you know? Yeah, I want to hang out. Yeah. I want to go over to Ted Dansons for a barbecue. Yeah, it's Malibu, right? Let's work on that. Yeah. Saving the ocean. I think we could do that. We should just join his organization. That's a really good idea. |
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