576. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 45 - Roswell That Ends Well

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well. This episode Michael and David discuss death, licking thumbs, and the classic Futurama episode “Roswell That Ends Well.” This show exclusively releases every other episode here on the Small Beans patreon. Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Features: Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP David Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooligan Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691 Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

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0:26.4	of your SB favorites, much love, and enjoy the thing.
0:30.2	Do you lick your hands before you clap?
0:32.7	God, it's never even occurred to me to do that.
0:36.7	You have a whole day of white.
0:37.7	Actually, slappies, extra slappies.
0:39.9	I was always grossed out already by the old trope that I've only seen in cartoons and
0:44.8	movies, but the idea that you lick your thumb every time you turn a book page, what the
0:49.2	hell is that shit?
0:50.4	Oh, I know why people would do that, but I've never done it.
0:54.4	Because you moisten it, it gives you traction, right?
0:57.8	No.
0:58.8	I guess.
0:59.8	I guess, but is it that hard?
1:01.2	Or maybe page technology is improved?
1:03.4	I bet paper has improved, because I may be old-timey books.
1:07.2	It was like, man, they just come all stuck together like the shit is impossible to turn.
1:11.6	I think you might be right, because I used to, you know, in New England, there was a lot
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