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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Health & Fitness, Comedy

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve Dr Scott and Tacie discuss: big BM --> prostate fluid the most delightful drunk criminal in the universe pigeon rump cure a man inhaled his dentures - 13 years ago a woman ate slugs ancient European bladder stones spontaneous human combustion calcium blocker overdose rectal fissures in the setting of constipation (OW!) Please visit: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net/cbd-sinus-rinse (the best he's ever made. Seriously.) tweakedaudio.com (use offer code "FLUID" for 33% off!) RIGHT NOW GET A NEW DISCOUNT ON THE ROADIE 3 ROBOTIC TUNER! roadie.doctorsteve.com (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) see it here: stuff.doctorsteve.com/#roadie Also don't forget: Cameo.com/weirdmedicine (Book your old pal right now because he's cheap! "FLUID!") Most importantly! CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, the O&A Troika, Joe DeRosa, Pete Davidson, Geno Bisconte. Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:07.4	Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:13.8	Silly bookers?
0:14.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:17.1	Stop booking around and visit Onthebeach.com.
0:22.6	Conditions apply. Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports
0:24.6	for up to six people at all protected.
0:28.6	You see, you see your stupid minds.
0:32.6	Stupid, stupid, stupid.
0:34.6	You get nothing!
0:38.4	You lose!
0:39.9	Good day, sir!
0:41.7	Man, you are one pathetic loser.
0:45.7	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve,
0:48.0	host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103,
0:51.6	and made popular by two really comedy shows,
0:54.3	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez,
0:55.6	you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
0:59.4	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
1:06.1	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
1:08.9	I've got Tobolivir stripping from my nose. I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
1:14.2	exacerbating my imbettable woes. I want to take my brain out and plastic with the wave, an ultrasonic,
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