575 - Pauly Shore - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 140 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning my over 18 jeans
0:04.3	Shout out to mr. Clavicles for that one. Mm-hmm. I hope you are letting your boobs hang and we're gonna have a lot of fun today
0:11.7	Send me some videos hold on let me get my glasses on there. She is
0:16.8	She's getting ready to go to college. That's all I do is I support
0:22.1	College girls. Mm-hmm. I see time. You're wearing your burgundy shirt
0:27.6	That is the color of Satan. Yep. Satan's flig in baggage
0:33.1	You know what I'd like if you're watching this video right now and you're a girl go ahead. Let's have some fun
0:38.4	That's awesome fun go get a white t-shirt
0:44.1	And don't know bra and
0:48.3	Let's get a couple warm water and then pour it all over your shirt
0:53.1	Ha ha ha just have fun with it have fun you have fun with it you make it fun
0:59.0	You make it fun you send it to me and I'll tell you how good you did
1:04.7	That really works, you know
1:06.2	It's that that father dynamic. I think he's really dialing into the broken girl. Yes, who was like I just want to
1:13.4	Daddy figure all that is is throwing out that that spider web to the broken girls
1:18.4	Which is a great life it is a good thing if you're a guy and you want and you're like I've been striking out
1:23.8	You got to go over the broken girls 100% you got to try well broken girls need love to Tom of course
1:29.6	They do and they are easier to manipulate easier to manipulate
1:34.9	How many damaged broken wings that you have before me? You know I
1:40.2	I got frustrated by them because they're so stupid. Yeah, but I
1:44.3	Never prompted yeah, yeah, they do broken girls will do they definitely my dad and they'll also
1:51.2	So many love themself for their for their flaws. Yeah, I know they're like
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