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The Scathing Atheist

575: Hovering Jesus Rules Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Alabama is coming for your jerk socks...I mean neglected children, a Christian Right television host realizes he needs to reel it in WAY too late, and Christianity will get more and more mere by the page.
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Guest Links:
Find out more about the Missouri Abortion Fund here: https://mofund.org/
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Headlines:
Alabama Supreme Court rules IVF embryos are protected under Wrongful Death of a Minor Act: https://1819news.com/news/item/alabama-supreme-court-rules-ivf-embryos-are-protected-under-wrongful-death-of-a-minor-act
Pastor TV host ponders what 'good guy' Hitler could've done with all that Christian nationalism: 
https://www.threads.net/@rightwingwatchdotorg/post/C3YdyKWpF2i
https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/right-wing-bonus-tracks-elijahs-mean-tweets/
https://www.wonkette.com/p/conservative-tv-host-ponders-what
Saint patrick apologizes and holds cleansing ritual for holding a funeral for a trans person
https://www.nydailynews.com/2024/02/17/st-patricks-holds-rare-mass-of-reparation-after-scandalous-behavior-at-service-for-nyc-trans-icon-cecilia-gentili/
Christian Right MI lawmaker Josh Schriver posts about "great replacement": https://www.freep.com/story/opinion/columnists/nancy-kaffer/2024/02/16/michigan-josh-schriver-replacement-theory-state-legislature-mileg/72586010007/
https://www.wonkette.com/p/of-course-the-racist-michigan-rep
And his rap videos: https://twitter.com/repjoshschriver/status/1742959025434525703
https://twitter.com/JoshuaSchriver/status/1726684885044367867

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, this podcast contains all the offensive language we could think up on the spot.

0:05.0

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by

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Babel, Factor, Stamps.com, and by the new breath freshener for Christian evangelists who want to

0:14.8

spout bullshit without smelling like it new testaments new testaments

0:20.3

new testaments holy shit that's actually a Christian product. They are too silly to

0:24.1

Lampoon. And now the skating atheist.

0:27.8

Hi, this is Robin from Missouri and as a constituent of the Christian National Saluting, fascist enabling overgrown

0:34.0

hemorrhoid in a cheap suit known as Josh Hawley, who should resign, by the way, I can confirm

0:39.9

that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. Oh. It's Thursday.

1:05.0

Thursday.

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February 22nd.

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And it's Jewish Disabilities Awareness Acceptance and Inclusion Month.

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Didn't know, disabilities have a... awareness acceptance and inclusion month. Okay?

1:13.0

Didn't know disabilities have a religion.

1:15.0

I feel like they meant the patience.

1:18.0

I'm no illusions.

1:19.0

I'm Eli Bosnick.

1:20.0

Keith Enright and from John Bon Jovey's New Jersey.

1:23.0

Annover, Michigan and Waycross, Georgia,

1:25.0

this is the Skating Atheist.

1:27.0

On this week's episode, Alabama is coming for your jerk socks.

1:31.0

Sorry, I mean mean neglected children.

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