5738 Minutes Of Bryan's Life!
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, it's Sid up here in Maine. I just wanted to say thank you guys for all you do. |
| 0:06.1 | You guys are consistently a bright spot in my day. I listen to you guys every day. Always good for a laugh. |
| 0:12.7 | Just the other day, I was having a hard time at work and my girl sent me a link to some classical music. |
| 0:19.0 | I said, what is that about? And she said, it'll |
| 0:21.0 | calm you down. I said, honey, don't worry. Brian's yelling in my ear about blow jobs right now. I think |
| 0:26.0 | I'm pretty good. Keep up the good work. Best you. |
| 0:32.7 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 0:36.1 | 5,778 times. I am lagging far behind. |
| 0:41.6 | Is that include, does that include myself? Does that include sex with myself? Because if |
| 0:45.9 | includes sex with myself, I know I'm well up over 10,000. But if includes sex with other people, |
| 0:50.3 | I don't know that I've even reached 1,000. 5,778. She just... Better get to it, Brian. I know, Chrissy. Well, oh, never mind. I'm not going to make that joke. But look what happens. Then you have 30 kids, so. Well, we know I've had sex 30 times at least. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The 30 at the morning! |
| 1:12.2 | Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This |
| 1:16.6 | is my dear friend and the co-host of the show, Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, |
| 1:20.6 | Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Pardon my interruption. |
| 1:25.3 | Hope everyone's doing well out there. What a night, what a spectacular night at the Grammys, Chrissy. Is there no sacred space anymore? No. Is there no sacred ground? Well, there's no shock anymore now. It's just gone. When you're doing, when you're literally doing it. Yeah, you're doing an ovulation test walking down the red carpet. |
| 1:45.3 | Then there you go. |
| 1:46.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:46.8 | What else is there to say? |
| 1:48.0 | Bianca's insori. |
| 1:49.2 | Oh, Bianca was all aglow at the show that she did not even get invited to, apparently. |
| 1:57.0 | This is crazy. |
| 1:57.7 | So you had to have heard about this listener out there in the audience. |
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