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The Commercial Break

5738 Minutes Of Bryan's Life!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Episode #691: Fun Fact: 5738 is the average amount of times a person will have sex in a lifetime. That's 5738 minutes of Bryan's life! Kanye has TCB talking about him and Bianca... again! But this time Bryan and Krissy are talking about her big V-cake instead of their visit to the big Cheesecake. Speaking of the big V, Bonnie Blue has taken down the World Record for having the most pleasure partners in a day. It's got Bryan asking: How much sex does one have in a lifetime? It's a Cha-Cha really good time on this episode of The Commercial Break! Kanye & Bianca at the Grammys red carpet Grammys performances & Trevor Noah’s opening speech Shaboozey is cool! Chapell Roan and her Pink Pony Doechii got Bryan liking hip hop again! The Oscars should learn from The Grammys Sabrina Carpenter is meeeh Teddy Swims has a voice that is 350 years old Was Taylor Swift sitting on Cynthia Erivo’s lap? Billionaires stereotypes  Rude celebrity audience Will Smith’s comeback… Bryan is not a fan Bryan’s fashion advice  Podcast reviews reviews Bonnie Blue’s 100 men in a day (OnlyFans star) Watch episode #691 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey guys, it's Sid up here in Maine. I just wanted to say thank you guys for all you do.

0:06.1

You guys are consistently a bright spot in my day. I listen to you guys every day. Always good for a laugh.

0:12.7

Just the other day, I was having a hard time at work and my girl sent me a link to some classical music.

0:19.0

I said, what is that about? And she said, it'll

0:21.0

calm you down. I said, honey, don't worry. Brian's yelling in my ear about blow jobs right now. I think

0:26.0

I'm pretty good. Keep up the good work. Best you.

0:32.7

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:36.1

5,778 times. I am lagging far behind.

0:41.6

Is that include, does that include myself? Does that include sex with myself? Because if

0:45.9

includes sex with myself, I know I'm well up over 10,000. But if includes sex with other people,

0:50.3

I don't know that I've even reached 1,000. 5,778. She just... Better get to it, Brian. I know, Chrissy. Well, oh, never mind. I'm not going to make that joke. But look what happens. Then you have 30 kids, so. Well, we know I've had sex 30 times at least. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The 30 at the morning!

1:12.2

Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This

1:16.6

is my dear friend and the co-host of the show, Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you,

1:20.6

Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Pardon my interruption.

1:25.3

Hope everyone's doing well out there. What a night, what a spectacular night at the Grammys, Chrissy. Is there no sacred space anymore? No. Is there no sacred ground? Well, there's no shock anymore now. It's just gone. When you're doing, when you're literally doing it. Yeah, you're doing an ovulation test walking down the red carpet.

1:45.3

Then there you go.

1:46.4

Yeah.

1:46.8

What else is there to say?

1:48.0

Bianca's insori.

1:49.2

Oh, Bianca was all aglow at the show that she did not even get invited to, apparently.

1:57.0

This is crazy.

1:57.7

So you had to have heard about this listener out there in the audience.

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