Greetings friends, it is I, D. True Cell, formerly known as the Blender King, and you're listening to the Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Podcast. I just returned from a trip to Italy where I had my entire face tattooed, so forgive me if my voice sounds a little different. My mouth isn't working. Let's jump into this podcast.

Podcast. With a devil.

I was on MTV. Everybody was looking at me.

Shook it with satan.

That was Prince Terry Greenfell Kohn from his album of Fourth of July songs, and that is held the hand. And of course that's Daniel Johnston. It's a cover of Daniel Johnston from his album 1990. I love Daniel Johnston.

Not only is he one of my favorite singers, songwriters, he's one of my favorite souls. Does ever emerge from this beautiful bubbling planet.

Bubbling planet. Lots of heat here. We've got called there as we've got super hot pools of water that people will fall into from time to time and dissolve completely.

Unless they were wearing like spandex or something like that, in which case they'll find the spandex floating on the surface of the water. There's actually a job at Yellowstone that where people just have to go around all the hot springs and scoop out the spandex because people they see the signs, they see the warnings.

They don't read them. They don't pay attention. And they just go frolicing off in the Yellowstone and dive headfirst into boiling hot springs.

We will never know the number of people who have dissolved in those springs. But when it happens to someone, you have to ask yourself, were they done?

Were they tired of it all? Did they just want to return to the earth?

But most importantly, you got to ask, what's up with these spandex clad Yellowstone people? I don't want to get political. I don't want to get into the news because I am hoping you're avoiding most of it.

But I'm going to just for a second. If case you haven't read, there's this new thing where like these weird dudes, it's only guys, guys in their 30s, 40s, 50s.

Mostly in the 50s, where I come from, we call them silver foxes. They're beautiful. They've got generally like gray hair. They wear biker sunglasses, not like motorcycle bikers, but bicyclists, cyclist glasses.

You know what I'm talking about? Really cool multicolored oak leaves. And yeah, nobody knows who they are. They refuse to identify themselves generally. Of course, now the park rangers are looking for them because

obviously nobody wants anyone to die. Even if that person wants to jump into the hot spring, nobody wants anybody to die. And I'm not trying to in any way, denigrate these men, though I do disagree with what they're doing, but they decided to do this for whatever reason.

And it's the people who have to clean up the spandex that are in the in real danger because it's number one, it's uncomfortable to get next to a boiling hot pool of water, especially when you're using one of those long handled pool nets to scoop out the spandex and the oak leaves.

It's just dangerous. And I'm sure the people who signed up to work at one of the most beautiful national parks on earth didn't think that their job would be early in the morning trying to avoid tourists to get out there and scoop out all that spandex. Sometimes there's some scrottle tissue, which is another interesting thing.

You know, I don't know what's going on in a planet. I don't know why all these bizarre things are emerging simultaneously. And until I am flying in a UFO over the pyramids, listening to the Smiths, I am not going to believe or let myself completely believe it just maybe the federal government is about to disclose the existence of aliens that being said, I think it's pretty lame to instantaneously.

Not believe somebody who with seemingly complete honesty is reporting things that they have seen. And so I'm grateful that anybody keeping our national parks clean.

That's above me right now. That's above me on a special on a plank that I ordered from Etsy laser engrave. I'm grateful for that what they do.

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