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571 Teaser - Own John Candy's Soul in the MetaVerse

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

Well, maybe then the future is like, you know, people are like, oh, it's a it's brave new world. No, it's 1984.

0:05.9

It's a combination of everything but the thing that the the biggest part of the future is equilibrium

0:14.6

Because like you just have a license to everything even when you own a movie that just means you have like a license to

0:19.9

Why digital copy that they can change? Oh my god. So all art will be illegal right?

0:24.8

They're gonna burn it. They're gonna change it all the time like they're gonna be like

0:29.2

You know you they'll destroy your copy of Uncle Bach

0:33.6

And the big no the digital version. It's better. It's like

0:37.8

180 billion p. Don't you want to see it like in high definition?

0:40.8

Don't you want to see it? Yeah, don't you want to stream Uncle Bach in

0:44.4

380 frames a second and it's like yeah, but then you realize that they've changed the movie because Uncle Bach

0:51.2

He's you know, he's like very similar in personality to the people who stormed the capital in the terrorist attack of January 6

0:58.0

Yeah, and they've edited scenes where Uncle Bach does a statement of harm

1:05.2

But you're like fuck this sucks like I don't care that it's

1:08.8

180 frames a second

1:10.8

Digital John candy digital John candy his soul which is now owned by the algorithm

1:17.0

He's not dead. It's just like a computer has like basically copied to the neural networks of John candy's brain

1:22.9

And he will appear to you in the metaverse on the bridge of the starship enterprise and do a land

1:27.7

acknowledgement before screening before a screening of the the new the new version of Uncle Bach

1:33.7

Which you'll be paying you'll have to put a digital token

1:37.8

Into the metaverse token slot if you want to watch another like every five minutes

1:41.4

If you want to keep one I find out Uncle Buckens you will have to continue to rent the

1:46.4

John candies digital

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