570: Thank Goodness You're Richard Simmons

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side. Knock knock, any more, come with me through the magic door... of Regular Features! In this episode, Log finds out once and for all who dogs love the most, then reveals some behind-the-scenes gossip about the hit new videogame Thank Goodness You're Here. Steve addresses the Simmons in the room.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:05.0	A regular features are show.
0:07.7	Hello and welcome to the Regular Features Podcast.
0:10.0	The podcast is exactly the same every single blue big week.
0:14.8	Actually it is.
0:15.6	Blueberry scoffing week.
0:16.8	My name is Steve Hockerty.
0:18.1	And like every week I'm joined by my best friend, John Blythe.
0:22.3	Thanks, bumchum. Thanks. Lovely to be here with you. So good. I'm very happy, Steve, to be joining you tonight in this, a two-man podcast. I think we can really go to town on each other tonight. Top to tail. Scof, scoff, scoff.
0:38.5	You're making me blush, log.
0:42.3	I'm a married man.
0:44.0	Oh, you're making me squirt.
0:46.5	You're making me squirt, log.
0:48.3	I'm a married man.
0:51.1	Log, what feature have you got tonight?
0:52.5	Tonight, I've got a couple of little, whatever you call them, Knapps. And then, which is, I'm not even going to tell you. Let those Knapps be a little surprise, like they are at weddings. Like the wedding, how is that? Your wedding, that is. But for the main course tonight. You're saying Knappes? Do you mean canapes? No, I love saying canaps. Yeah. It's... I know what you mean, but I feel like most people won't. I hate saying cannape because it feels like you're setting up the joke, no, they're free. So that's why I say canaps. Because I don't want ever to hear that joke. But my main thing tonight is that the video game that I'm sure you're all playing right now is, thank goodness, you're here. And what a wonderful game it is. I'm picking up the slack from the last four weeks where you weren't recording in which a tremendous amount of news happened. And I've gone route run with it. We are. Richard Simmons and you've got the Donald
1:45.7	Trump assassination. I've done the most obvious bloody business you can with it. Yeah, literally the
1:51.4	most obvious thing you could have done is what you make it so that make it so he's shrinking
1:57.1	down to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.'t give it away. Oh boy, we've got...
2:02.2	There's so much news happened while we're away.
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