Well, hey there, dollop listeners. This is Garrett Reynolds. Yes, right. I'm on this show. Anyway, just wanted to give everyone some standup dates. I have coming up. I'll be on the road in March and April March Monday March 13th. I will be at Summit City Comedy and Fort Wayne Indiana March 14th Tuesday Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis March 15th Louisville. I'll be at the Louisville Comedy Club March 16th. The Columbus Funnybone in Ohio. Dayton, Ohio March 17th. The Friday also at the

Funnybone and then the Funnybone in Perry's Burg Saturday March 18th. That's two shows. Then I'll be in Cleveland, Ohio at Holarides on March 19th Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky on Tuesday March 21st. March 22nd. I will be at Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis March 23rd. I'll be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City. That's Thursday March 24th. March 24th. I'll be at the Des Moines Iowa Funnybone March 26th. I'll be in Omaha at the Funnybone.

I'll be at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Washington April 13th. I'll be at the Spokane Washington Comedy Club. Then the 14th through the, I guess that just the 14th, I will be at Lasbeth Comedy. I do think there's more shows there. So I think I'll be there April 14th at 15th in Boseman, Montana at Lasbeth Comedy. Go to Gareth Reynolds.com for ticket information and go watch my special England weed on the rest on YouTube. Thank you.

All right. Hello Columbus. How are you? Oh, the best part is there's one guy who's trying to start a Gary Chant. Nobody's going for it.

Don't start everyone. We're moving on. Hi, everybody. Great to be here for a show of the fall tour. Hi, Dave. My research showed that this city is named after the TV show Colombo. Yeah.

And for our younger listeners, Dave's old. And what? Huh? What? You couldn't even hear me. That's really not helping your case. What do you say? Anyway, great city. No, I love it here. I always wanted to come here.

I took a picture out of the hotel window of your skyline. And I sent it to my 13 year old son and his response was fuck Ohio.

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You're listening to the dollop. This is an American history podcast where each week I.

Tonil clipper owner. Man who wears shirts. Fucking hippo God. Dave Anthony, we just story from American history to his driver.

Garrett Reynolds who has no idea what the topic is about and not your driver asshole. I'm sorry, valet. And were you or were you not clipping nails in the van today.

I had a hanging thing and I just clipped it. I didn't clip all my nails. I had a thing and I clipped it off.

Somebody's getting really defensive all of a sudden I thought you were a proud nail clipper. Interesting. Yeah, he does it in the van. So July 5th 1846.

Year of our Lord. So he was just born every day in your opinion. Every year is his year after his birth is the year of our Lord. Right. Okay. That's your fucking head in the game man.

How do you just ask that now. It's just been going on for a while. I figured at some point that shit's been rattling around your head for fucking years.

What does this make any sense. None of that religion makes sense. Yeah, a lot of it does. The lady who got preggers without the point.

I had that happen once. Joseph Benson for a car was born near rainsboro Ohio. Oh, that's what they call it. Rain's bro.

They look like they are having fun. Yeah, now it seems like a great time. Just dirt town.

Size those wheels. What a nightmare. You think those horses are still alive, mister. I think they weren't alive in that picture.

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