57: Total Brake Failure!!!
The Alexei Sayle Podcast
Alexei Sayle and Talal Karkouti
4.8 • 610 Ratings
🗓️ 25 October 2024
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody. Welcome to podcast number 57 of the Alexi Sale podcast. And it's just me and Talal here today at |
| 0:24.0 | Alexi Sale towers or whatever fictional domicile. You want to imagine we live in, me and him, |
| 0:31.6 | Lexi-Sail caravan. It's the penthouse of a Premier Inn, isn't it? Remember? Is it? Yeah, that was your castle. If you were the supreme ruler, we would have a premier in and you'd |
| 0:42.8 | live in the penthouse. |
| 0:44.2 | Funnily enough, I don't know if I said when I was making Indiana Jones last crusade, |
| 0:48.3 | the Sean Connery was moved, because people were bothering him. |
| 0:53.0 | He was actually staying at our hotel |
| 0:54.4 | I think he gave up in the end |
| 0:56.4 | And moved back to his house |
| 0:58.4 | And near Marbea |
| 1:01.2 | But |
| 1:01.6 | They put him on the |
| 1:04.7 | There was a sort of penthouse |
| 1:06.4 | On the roof of the hotel |
| 1:08.5 | With a swimming pool |
| 1:09.5 | And he was put up there With an armed guy with a rifle, I seem to remember. |
| 1:14.7 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:15.2 | Because he was getting so bothered by a really rude German tourists. |
| 1:20.3 | Why will you not sign my book for my son? |
| 1:26.3 | Why should I let you eat your breakfast? |
| 1:30.2 | Fuck off. |
| 1:31.4 | Yeah, fuck off, fuck off. |
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